Chefs and cheese-lovers alike are in love with the “alarmingly silky” texture of Philadelphia cream cheese. “It’s just the best,” they say. And really, we’re inclined to agree.Because the fact is: Philadelphia is what sets the standard for smooth. And if Philadelphia sets the bar for smoothness, there are a whole lot of things out there that just fall short. So to illustrate our point, we’re unveiling Philadelphia’s List of 101 Things that are Ultra Smooth--and a few other things that really, really aren’t.